Friday, January 14, 2005
i used to talk to myself
i'd tell him shut the fuck up! (c) doomtoday has been cool.
i had to go to school and pick up some reference books.
why? i dunno, cause its not like i'm going to study this weekend anyway. martin luther king day is a beautiful thing.. simply because i dont have school. but also because of the african culture fest. i can get cheap shea butter and nag champa there. i'll admit though, the neo soul imma african fake ass negros get on my nerves. oop.
anyway, while i was on campus my favorite bum started talking to me. he asked if i had a cigarette for him today and i said no, i stopped smoking. and he started shouting PRAISE JEHOVA...you got some money then?
after that me and mom went to international market.i stole mango phillies,castile soap,some$10 a bar belguim chocolate and ginger altoids. i bought kumquaits,fuji apples and 2 steaks. then i remembered jordan doesnt eat steak so i stole some of my moms chicken. J is coming over for dinner in 2 hours and then we're going to see mike and them play basketball. naomi is on the step team..lmao. she had zero rhythm so that should be funny. *note to self, dont let naomi in on this blog*
tomorrow khadi is picking me up after work and we're going to do shrooms.i havent done them in like 2 or 3 years, quite a while. its funny because she is muslim...and shes the worst influence on me morally. oh well.
i have a funny story, when me and my mom were at the market i was like "dang i really have to use the bathroom" and mom was like "yea, me too" and we pracitically raced to go use it. once i got in there i took a poop and felt embarrased because my mom started laughing from the next stale. turns out she was laughing because we both pooped. anyway, i walked out of the stall and a lady in line walked in. 2 seconds later she turned away and went "damn". my mom came out next and the woman went in her stale..she turned out yet again and went "oh my god." lmao..me and my mom were so embarrased. LOL.
whew that was funny as fuck.
lauren alyse belle at 1:36 PM